He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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