No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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