The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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