STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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