so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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