So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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