gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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