at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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