We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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