I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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