Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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