what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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