if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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