i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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