You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
