white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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