I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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