sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We left the knife in your bed.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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