Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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