I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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