At least make sure they are 18
Why
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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