ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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