he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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