I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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