Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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