The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
How external is "for external use only"?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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