I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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