i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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