I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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