is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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