Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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