She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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