were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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