Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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