No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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