Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
kristin has been a bad kristin
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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