That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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