Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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