Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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