Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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