I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?