Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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