i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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