Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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