You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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