She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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