And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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