I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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