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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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