operation have a gay friend backfired
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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