Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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