i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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