Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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